Don't look at me and my hideous, normal-length spine.
The influencer class, desperate for views and clinging to relevance are lining up for the newly developed spine shortening Jimothy Surgery. Long life Hot Raccoon Summer.
Analog Gloaming
The weather was nice so we sat out on the porch after dinner.
I started a book-an actual book and an old one at that. It has that old book smell. The pages are so dry that dog-earing a page will snap the corner off entirely.
I read until the light faded and then we watched the mid-June fireflies do their thing as the bats veered crazily through the yard.
Birdsong dwindles though the owls have yet to stir.
I Before E Except in Caffeine
What is keeping you from brewing a pint of espresso and keeping it in the fridge so you can take a little nip whenever you want? Not a damn thing.
Man's codependent best friend
When my Time Machine is completed I will travel back 10,000 to 35,000 years to see if any wolves are allergic to grass and require grain-free kibble because they might also be allergic to beef, pork and chicken.